Goodnight..
Maybe you can tell me in the morning.
What do you think they are? If you don’t mind me asking.
…Different ones.
Reasons that I do not..wish to go into.
To be honest, I am a bit upset as well.
rarityresponds said: *Rarity stains a bit as she finally pops open the cork. She carefully starts to set down the cider into the mugs, the apple cider begins to fizzle and froth as it comes to the top.* “There we are…Go ahead Applejack, I hope you’ll enjoy”
Same t’you too, Rarity. *Applejack…
*A hiccup is heard from the unicorn as she finishes up her mug of apple cider, a small smudge of foam resting on her snout as she blinks…-hic!-*
”It certainly does..” -hic!-
“I’ll go out of your way and head back, I’m sure you have some work to do..”Her last words are slurred horribly as she bottles up the jug with the cork*
“Next time I’ll make sure to call you in advance dear..” *You spot to see your friend’s cheeks turning bright red and then she starts to hobble off to the door*
*Pinkie is now sitting fully up on her little pillow with her eyes flopped down. She tilts her head as you approach and set the chest down in front of her.*
“Um…okaaay..” *Her inquisitive little mind gets the better of her as she pokes the latch with her hoof…the door swings open and….Pinkie stares at the large purple phallus in front of her….and stares….and stares….completely still….not moving an inch.*
*The object floats up and hits you on your snout as it comes to the eye level of the white unicorn*
“Judging from your reaction…You’ve never seen anything like this before.
This is what I meant for you to get a toy for Rainbow”
*The pink mare just continues starting at the object, her eyes following it back and forth in the air.*
“I..I-I..um….they….I..um…you…”
*Pinkie promptly falls over backwards, her hooves dangling uselessly on her tummy.*
*Rarity sighs as she places the dildo back inside the chest.*
“I should have really finished her manecut before showing her all this..”
-End-
*Pinkie can’t help but giggle at that word, diilllllldoooo, -snnrk- psshh….*
“Heeheeheeheehee~! …dildo…” *She clams up again* “Um…not really….is that bad?”
“….”
“One moment.”
-A few minutes pass by and the unicorn returns with a small chest and places it in front of you-
“Take a look”
*Pinkie is now sitting fully up on her little pillow with her eyes flopped down. She tilts her head as you approach and set the chest down in front of her.*
“Um…okaaay..” *Her inquisitive little mind gets the better of her as she pokes the latch with her hoof…the door swings open and….Pinkie stares at the large purple phallus in front of her….and stares….and stares….completely still….not moving an inch.*
*The object floats up and hits you on your snout as it comes to the eye level of the white unicorn*
“Judging from your reaction…You’ve never seen anything like this before.
This is what I meant for you to get a toy for Rainbow”
*Pinkie’s mind races a bit.. ‘I’m a unicorn remember? When hits that point of being unbearable..you can come to me.’ What was -that- supposta mean…?*
“What is that supposta mean….?”
*Pinkie looks up at you with wide eyes, then mumbles again*
“Still don’t know how a toy is suppose to help…I mean, what kind? Like an figure of a wonderbolt or something? She might like that…”
*She deadpans and accidentally face hoofs with her injured leg*
-Ow!-
“Pinkie. I am talking about sex toys! I am talking about dildos! Don’t tell me you don’t know what those are.”
*Pinkie can’t help but giggle at that word, diilllllldoooo, -snnrk- psshh….*
“Heeheeheeheehee~! …dildo…” *She clams up again* “Um…not really….is that bad?”
“….”
“One moment.”
-A few minutes pass by and the unicorn returns with a small chest and places it in front of you-
“Take a look”
*The little pink earth pony finally pokes her full head out from under the pillow, her face the shade of a freshly polished apple. She avoids eye contact with you and hesitantly bites her lower lip.*
“Um…like what?” *She pouts a little* “And I still don’t see how getting Rainbow a toy’ll help….isn’t she a little too old to be distracted by something like that?”
*The unicorn begins to blush as well and just replies with*
“I’m a unicorn remember? When hits that point of being unbearable..you can come to me.”
“Well it is better than the alternative of finding a random stallion on the streets just to satisfy her needs. What if she gets foals?”
*Pinkie’s mind races a bit.. ‘I’m a unicorn remember? When hits that point of being unbearable..you can come to me.’ What was -that- supposta mean…?*
“What is that supposta mean….?”
*Pinkie looks up at you with wide eyes, then mumbles again*
“Still don’t know how a toy is suppose to help…I mean, what kind? Like an figure of a wonderbolt or something? She might like that…”
*She deadpans and accidentally face hoofs with her injured leg*
-Ow!-
“Pinkie. I am talking about sex toys! I am talking about dildos! Don’t tell me you don’t know what those are.”
“I’m pretty sure….and she ALWAYS gets super angry if anypony brings it up….I thought she would’ve staid mad at me FOREVER after I….well…you know.”
*Pinkie finally just pokes her snout out from under the pillow*
“I-I…um….just ignore it….um….yep…it’ll go away..”
”..Well..I know how frustrating it is to go through that without any sort of relief..”
*She finds herself eyeing her friend’s rump yet again..*
“Would you like for me to help ease it away? Nothing serious, just something to help you with.”
“As for Rainbow..I’m not sure what I can suggest for you to do other than get her a toy.”
*The little pink earth pony finally pokes her full head out from under the pillow, her face the shade of a freshly polished apple. She avoids eye contact with you and hesitantly bites her lower lip.*
“Um…like what?” *She pouts a little* “And I still don’t see how getting Rainbow a toy’ll help….isn’t she a little too old to be distracted by something like that?”
*The unicorn begins to blush as well and just replies with*
“I’m a unicorn remember? When hits that point of being unbearable..you can come to me.”
“Well it is better than the alternative of finding a random stallion on the streets just to satisfy her needs. What if she gets foals?”
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